Wisdom Extracted
Reasons to have anxiety about extracting wisdom teeth:
- Handy pre-procedure insomnia helps general anesthetic take effect in four seconds instead of interminable five
- Pesky lack of post-operative discomfort leaves schedule wide open for immediate productive activity, leaving little time to demand room service and wallow in self-pity
- Nearly intolerable guilt associated with ensuing lack of productive activity, demands for room service, general wallowing
- Overabundance of fruit smoothies and ice cream
- Slight bitter taste of Percocet tablets
Posted by Charles on June 8, 2003 05:54 PM