Wisdom Extracted
Reasons to have anxiety about extracting wisdom teeth:
Handy pre-procedure insomnia helps general anesthetic take effect in four seconds instead of interminable five
Pesky lack of post-operative discomfort leaves schedule wide open for immediate productive activity, leaving little time to demand room service and wallow in self-pity
Nearly intolerable guilt associated with ensuing lack of productive activity, demands for room service, general wallowing
Overabundance of fruit smoothies and ice cream
Slight bitter taste of Percocet tablets
Posted by Charles on June 8, 2003 05:54 PM