Dear Mr. Hansbrough, number 11, of the 2008 Mississippi State Bulldogs:
If you expect to rate on the basketball court,
don't expectorate on the basketball court.
(As seen on national television while the clock was stopped at 19:40 in the 2nd half of the Mississippi State-Oregon game, Friday, March 21, 2008.)
UPDATE: Say, I noticed that at 4:55 left in the second half of the Mississippi State-Memphis game on Sunday, March 23, 2008, you slipped on something and rolled yourself up in that banner on the front of the officials' table. Shame about that.
Alternate title: We Eat Oil
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